In an effort to be all things to all people in terms of hair, I want to diverge from the topic of how to re-grow hair, and spend a moment addressing a different issue, a very different issue.

It is appalling how many people receive a summons to report for jury duty and then fail to actually report. Don’t they know that there is good money to be made by sitting on a jury? Especially if you are on an internet jury, because then you can just set your internet jury duty business on autopilot, go to the beach, have a few drinks and know the whole time that the money is just rolling in. Autopilot internet jury businesses are all the rage right now, and properly so. I mean, what other business can make you tons of money without doing any real work and allow you the opportunity to judge other people, and possibly ruin their lives, without first even getting elected to some office?

Autopilot internet jury businesses are the schizzz.

But what about hair?

Some people actually are not worried about re-growing hair. They actually have too much of it, and it affects their lives and their feelings of self confidence and self worth. It often causes them to be overlooked for employment opportunities, and sometimes even results in them being fired from a job just because they have suddenly developed too much hair.

We have had medical procedures around for a long time to help people deal with too much body fat, we have medical procedures that can either increase or decrease the size of the female breasts, but hopefully not one larger and one smaller (unless she is an attention whore), we even have procedures that can vastly increase the size of the male genitalia, even if only temporarily (as that is long enough).

So, I challenge the medical and scientific communities to stand up and make a difference. Find a safe and effective hair reduction procedure, do it now and make it affordable. It should be something that health insurance can cover. Sure, it means that health care providers will have another “specialty” to study in medical school, it might add months, if not years to the study of medicine; but I also believe that as soon as it is available; an entire industry of professionals will be created whose primary practice in life (and their livelihoods) will be derived from hair reduction procedures, and other types of serious medical practices.

Someday, just as today you can get eyeglasses at Wal-Mart; you might be able to go to a medical shop on the street corner, or a mall – and with little or no waiting – go “under the knife” and emerge with less hair than you went in with.

Think of the benefits to humanity – and the achieve it.