Have you heard that there was an oil spill in the Gulf of Mexico?

Seriously, there was. Pretty big one at that.

It seems that there was an accident on an oil rig out there that caused it to explode and burn; resulting in the deaths of eleven men, and myriad  people suddenly had to start worrying about the quality of their seafood.

For weeks and weeks, their was huge concern in the media about the scope of the ecological disaster unfolding right before our eyes and their cameras – the fact that for generations to come, the Gulf would be polluted, the fishing industry destroyed and an entire “way of life” forever ended – and then, all of a sudden, the disaster disappeared.

Poof.

All gone.

Oil skimming boats are still being constructed (at a cost of millions) to coral and suck up the oil which seems to have disappeared of its own accord. Freakin’ Mother Nature, just when we have a hugely profitable ecological disaster going full tilt, that whore Mother Nature yanks it right out from under us.

If politicians weren’t so tight-fisted; I bet they could rustle up a little bit of their excess bribe money and get BP to have another “accident” that would, oh, I don’t know; maybe get that well to start leaking again. And do it right this time.

Now, you might be wondering; what does the oil spill have to do with hair loss?

Everything. It has everything to do with hair loss.

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