Bad news breaking on the hair restoration front.
In the past day or two the Iranians have crunked up their first nuclear reactor.
I’m sure that I don’t have to tell you what that means.
What that means is that soon, hundreds of thousands of people who have no concept of electricity will suddenly know people who actually have electricity. Oh, and it also means that at almost any given moment, the Israelis will be bombing the Iranians as if they were bat-sh*t crazy. None of this bodes well for hair.
I calculate that the impending Israeli attack will set Iranian “civilization” back a good fifteen or twenty years; in other words right back into the early stone age, as contrasted by their current position in the middle stone age.
I have a sneaking suspicion that if Sadat and Begin and Sharon were alive today, they would be making headlines the world over for having come back from the dead. But, that isn’t going to happen – at least not today.
Those guys are probably all sitting around listening to Elvis and Hendrix anyway; and not giving the first thought to what they left behind. It’s a pretty sad state of affairs when the people who were duly chosen to lead their nations just bugger off as if they’ve not a care in the world. I guess at times like these you find out what people are really made of; and it ain’t cheetos, let me tell you.
I encourage you to google “Farfour”. Disturbing stuff, that. A generation being raised that can only be fit for death.
On another note, I also encourage you help promote “Everybody Draw A Picture Of Muhammad” day. Maybe put up some flyers in your local mosque.
I will keep you posted as this hairy situation develops…
Iranian President Vincente Fox poses with a huge gold-plated schlong.
